Quick update here, let's get right into it!
I used three coats and top coat, and it's still uneven/patchy. Damn you, ridges! I didn't mind that much, though, as in normal situations throughout the day it wasn't all that noticeable, only up close. This is a bit hard to describe for me - it's white, but not purely. I felt like it had a drop of pink or beige in it to make it less stark.